Slope Grandpa / FAQ
Questions, answered.
Will it fit me?
One size fits most adults. Stretchy, lightweight nylon, 40 cm (15.75 in) tall, so it pulls over your head and covers your face and neck. Big head? Grandpa doesn't judge.
Is it actually warm?
Full head, face and neck coverage, same as any balaclava under a helmet or hood. Skiing, snowboarding, sledding. Grandpa runs hot.
Can I breathe in it?
Yes. Breathable, stretchy, lightweight nylon. Any heavy breathing on the chairlift is your business.
Does it work with goggles and a helmet?
Mask goes on first, goggles and helmet over the top, like in our photos. Goggles and helmets not included. Neither are dentures.
How much is shipping?
Free, on every order. Grandpa's treat.
Can I return it?
Grandpa doesn't do take-backs. All sales final. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong style, or never shows up, email us within 14 days of delivery (or of the expected delivery date) with your order number and a photo and we'll replace it.
Where are your terms?
Our Terms of Service are at slopegrandpa.com/terms and our Shipping Policy is at slopegrandpa.com/shipping-policy. Checking out means you agree to both.
What comes in the 3-Pack?
The whole retirement home: three masks for $29.99. The pack photo shows Classic Grandpa, Frosty Frank and Toothless Ted. Want a different crew? Add singles instead.
Is checkout secure?
Yes. Checkout runs on Shopify, with the cards and wallets Shopify offers. Your card is safe. Your reputation is on you.
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