Toothless Ted face ski mask: bald grinning old man with gap teeth and stubble, 360 view
Snowboarder in a Toothless Ted mask with goggles pushed up

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Toothless Ted

Realistic old man face ski mask

$14.99

Two teeth, zero regrets. Winks at every snow bunny on the hill.

Style: Toothless Ted

Take him home
  • Free shipping on every order
  • Damaged or lost in the mail? We replace it
  • Full head, face and neck coverage
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Details

The most realistic old man face ski mask you'll ever wear. A realistic 3D printed face on a full balaclava: head, face and neck. Breathable, stretchy, lightweight nylon for skiing, snowboarding and sledding. Zero hip replacements.

Size and fit

40 cm / 15.75 in tall. One size fits most adults. It pulls on like any balaclava, and goggles and a helmet go over it. Size and fit guide

Shipping policy

Free shipping on every order. All sales final. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or the wrong style, or never shows up, email us within 14 days of delivery (or of the expected delivery date) with your order number and a photo and we'll replace it. Shipping policy · Terms

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Toothless Ted$14.99 · free shipping
Free shippingOn every order. Grandpa's treat.
No take-backsDamaged or lost? We replace it.
Head, face + neckBreathable, stretchy nylon.